Tuesday, November 11, 2008

November 30 HOLIDAY SALE!

Yes, it is that time of year again!! Naturally Hawaiians famous yearly sale wil be held on November 30th. This year, the sale will benefit Hawaii's official mammal, the Hawaiian Monk Seal. To get more information be sure to check the website, Patrick's blog and calendar and of course, subscribe to his newsletter and be the first to know about this sale and all future sales and events. To subscribe to his newsletter, see the form on the right column.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

HEADLESS HORSEMAN HAUNTS WAIMANALO!

Waimanlo-Mysterious headless horseman was seen outside of the Naturally Hawaiian Gallery on Halloween day, scaring passerbys,small children and tourists.

"I looked out the window and there he was," said Sam, Assistant Manager of the Gallery "He was standing right out front by one of the horses. He came in and bought one of Patrick paintings then dissapeared!"
Everyone in Waimanalo was abuzz about the unusual appearance. Although the Police were notified, they did not arrive in time to apprehend him.
"Maybe next year." the officer on the scene said. "We will certainly be looking out for him next time."

THIS JUST IN!
Rumor has it headless horseman is non other than Patrick Ching! Beachgoers and innocent bystanders were left breathless at the sight of the headless horseman of Waimanalo. It was a difficult project just to find a horse willing to carry the mythical horseman when all the other horses within sight of them fled to the farthest corners of their paddocks."
“Hombre”, belonging to Dana Vennen of Therepeutic Horsemanship of Hawaii, was the perfect horse for the job. Together Hombre and the horseman chased trolleys full of freaked out visitors through the golfing range during Bellows’ Boo Bash event the weekend before Halloween. Returning from the event was even funner as unsuspecting campers were visited in the midnight by the dark duo. The horseman made a brief appearance at the final Waimanalo polo game of the season. The game was cancelled due to rain but the horseman kicked up some dust on the post game dance floor.

The job of painting Naturally Hawaiian’s famous Halloween horse went to Toy Eastes. The Skeletal horse this year got to wear a flower lei and special Halloween SHO'TZ (Shorts).

The Horseman the revisited his favorite Naturally Hawaiian Gallery. Patrick Ching was not available to meet the horseman so art consultant Sam Cruz gave him the traditional rabbit ears, taking the spooky edge off the terrifying horseman

The headless Horseman was last seen riding through Sherwoods’ Forest but has since disappeared into the Waimanalo Sunrise. He vows to return next Halloween, er, um… so the story goes...

Interesting Facts about Patrick-Warning! Only one is not true. Can you guess which one??

-Patrick Ching was adopted and raised by a pack of Wild Mongoose in Moanalua Valley.

-A large tiger shark dislocated Patrick’s left shoulder with the swish of its tail on the 4th of July at French Frigate Shoals atoll. Patrick relocated his shoulder a short time later.

-Patrick developed his unique accent from spending years of his life talking only to turtles, birds and seals.

-After being run over repeatedly by bulls Patrick developed a bazaar addiction to the smell of a bulls forehead.

-A pair of humpback whales breached on Patrick while he was surfing at Sandy Beach with his brand new surf board from Kimo’s surf hut.

The whales took the surfboard, with the help of an octopus, and demanded six million in herring or they would Kill the board.

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